Funny Birthday rhymes

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Funny Birthday rhymes

May all your dreams come true,
Hope you get some really great presents too!
Happy Birthday to you!

So many candles,
And so little cakes,
But don’t be worry-
You have true friends!
Happy Bday to you!

Today on your birthday
I think you should know,
You are getting too old now
to … suck on your toe!

A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer — and another one.
Happy Birthday!

How old are you? I’m not keeping score,
I love my birthday, but here’s the thing –
I’m really glad the birthday’s yours,
This way I don’t have to hear you sing!

It’s official – you’ve lived one more year,
You’re birthday gifted and caked,
But don’t think you’re fully mature,
Because you’re really only half-baked!

Your special day is very near,
You’re getting a little older-
But you’re still my dear!

You think you’re special because it’s your birthday today.
That’s complete nonsense… you’re special every day!

Columbus was a famous man;
Einstein was one, too.
They were known to all, but then,
Along came you!
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!

Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Oh, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
Enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!

Too often you don’t like my taste,
And sometimes my gifts go to waste!
So this year my gift to you,
Is this poem and my kiss, too!

On your special day
Consider your luck.
You could have been born
As a dog, cow, or duck!

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