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Happy birthday. You’re at an age when you find out you won’t be getting any wiser!
Happy birthday. Thank you for being the oldest person in the room.
Happy birthday. Even if you calculated your age in dog years, you would still be, well, old.
Happy birthday. May all your birthday wishes come true — except the ones that make you richer, healthier and happier than me!
Happy birthday! When I turn your age, I will still be younger than you!
Happy birthday! As your younger [sister, brother], it’s my duty to remind you that you’re still older than me.
Happy birthday! Today is the first day of the rest of your decrepitude (I mean, life).
Happy birthday! Today is the first day of the rest of your tired and achy life.