Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes, messages images

Happy birthday! You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

Happy birthday! There’s a good way to figure out if you’re getting old: when you start to get brain dexterity games as birthday gifts.

You know how most people, on your birthday, tell you, “you never seem to age.” Well, I’m not one of them. Happy birthday, old fart!

Happy birthday. Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!